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Old 03-03-03, 10:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why do they....

call em fingers? they don't even fing.......... haha sorry. i donno why but i found that amusing. anyone....anyone.....
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Old 03-03-03, 10:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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On the other hand..... you have different fingers!

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lmao thats great! Heres a few more..

Why do North Americans fill a form out but the English fill it in?

Which is correct: semi literate or semi illiterate?

Why is it that when we 'fix' a machine we take something that's broken and get it working but if we 'fix' a human or animal we take something that's working and break it?

Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?

How can something be 'Pretty Ugly'?

Why do some people use the expression 'Good Grief'? What is a Bad Grief?
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Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??


Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts?

Why do they call it your bottom, when it's really in the middle of your body?
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Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts?
In the good old days women had servents to button their clothes for them, this made it easier for the servents.


Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
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Why are asteroids in the sky and hemeroids are .......... Well you know.....
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I still don't like posts with titles like this, even though the thread is ammusing.
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Why are asteroids in the sky and hemeroids are .......... Well you know.....
You prefer it maybe reversed?
What effect would that have on 'the twinkle in your eye'?
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How do you throw away a garbage can?

How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?

Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
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