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Old 02-21-03, 08:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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no offense to those who are blond but.....

I couldn't help but share this one!! Too friggin' funny.....no offense to any of you that are blond......I know it's not your fault for the hair colour....lol......

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and
finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut
in
the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven the
voiced bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."








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Old 02-21-03, 09:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-03, 09:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I heard that but it was with a newfie...
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Heh-heh, thats funny:medsmile:
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Pretty good one! :medwart:
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Tee hee

Good thing I'm not blonde anymore *grin*... nothing like a package of hair dye to change your life around... hehe...
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So a blonde business woman walked into the office one day looking quite upset. her boss asked "Whats the matter dear" and the blonde replied " oh my mother died today". Startled her boss said " Oh Im sorry Dear, go take the rest of the day off." The blonde replied " oh no no no i can finish the day" and off she went. Ten minutes later the blonde's boss heard loud crying and she ran down the hall to find the blonde woman on the phone balling her eyes out. Her boss asked " whats the matter?" to which the blonde replied " I was just talking to my sister and her mom died too!!!."
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Them And Us: LMAO!!! Thats a good one..
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Old 02-22-03, 12:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hahahaha!!!!!! makes you wonder if they have thought of telling their Dad or not.....
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That second one's pretty good
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lol....lol......


( im BLONDE )

But i love the jokes!!!o>
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Two blondes are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. "Oh look, deer tracks!" says the first blonde. The second blonde says "oh no, they are bear tracks!"

The blondes were still arguing when they were hit by the train.
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