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Old 02-14-03, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A poem for all the herpers alone for Valentine's

I thought it was sad that there are some of you that will be spending this evening alone with the herps. So I thought I would write you a poem to let you know that be thankful with the herps you are not IS just a poem and nothing BAD is meant by it......enjoy......afterall, this is straight from the heart with demerol and wine going down nicely.

I have a buddy,
my buddy's a frog.
My buddy's all bloody,
he's flat on a log.
But he's my buddy,
my buddy to stay.
Till the rain comes along,
and washes him away.

I have a buddy,
my buddy's a toad.
My buddy's really flat,
He's squashed on the road.
But he's my buddy,
My buddy to stay.
Till the crows come along,
and carry him away.

I have a buddy,
my buddy's a snake.
My buddy tastes funny,
he's in my piece of cake.
But he's my buddy,
my buddy to stay.
Till I get sick to my stomach,
and he gets flushed away.

I have a buddy,
my buddy's a lizard.
My buddy feels funny,
'cause he's stuck in my gizzard.
But he's my buddy,
my buddy to stay.
Till the doc cuts me open,
and throws him away.

HA!! Now all you lonely people......Have you hugged your herp today?

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Old 02-14-03, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol awesome poem!
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Old 02-14-03, 07:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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aw poor lil critters! you wrote that?? have you written anything else? your good! i "hugged" my snake.......but he was more interested in getting away im un-loved!
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Old 02-15-03, 10:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thumbs up I like this poem

How long did it take you to write it? Cause its really good.
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Old 02-15-03, 11:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yah I spent some quality time with my gecko because he was having problems shedding.

Now that's Valentines' Day.


PS love the poem
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haha that was great. this was my first year not alone. i went sledding with this amazing girl.
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Old 02-15-03, 06:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You're a sick, sick girl Beth. I love it.

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