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Old 02-08-03, 08:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you know why the United States is so windy?

Because Mexico BLOWS and Canada SUCKS!

See, I can put down my neighbor countries too

(for all the sensitive types, that was a joke)
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Old 02-08-03, 08:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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::Stands up and applauses:: You tell 'em!
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Old 02-08-03, 08:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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wat a coinadink my neighbours 3 year old son told me the same joke last week
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Wow, you really zinged me there, didn't you? C'mon, where is that Canadian wit?

Just keeping them simple so the "Northern Neighbors" can keep up.
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HEY IM FROM US. lol jk
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Old 02-08-03, 08:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Actually its not windy at all- it all that hot air.

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Old 02-08-03, 09:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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BOOOOOO!!!!!

ok, it was pretty funny

Here's one for you, right out of my own book of jokes...

Q: Why does the american flag have so many stripes?

A: Because americans are a bunch of whiny little pukes!

He he... just kidding, my mom is and american, so I could have just as easily been one too

God bless North America
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Old 02-08-03, 09:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell 'color' wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
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Amen

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Old 02-08-03, 09:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL.... I get it *thinks for a second* That's just wrong!
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5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
And this is something you are proud of???

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2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
So, since you couldn't even come up with 10 good reasons, you need this one 3 times?? Interesting....



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6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
Not quite true, legally anyways... However, I only have one thing to say about gun ownership....A man with a gun is a citizen, and man without a gun is a subject....Fear the gov't that fears it's people!! (ok, I guess that could count as two things)

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This one is pretty much the same in both places.

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1. You can have a woman president without electing her.

I have to admit, this one was sadly true!!!! At least I didn't vote for the *******!!

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10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
We also think the sky is blue. Some things are just TRUE FACTS, even if you are color blind (I had to get the word "color" in there for you somewhere, now didn't I??)

ALL IN GOOD FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i think you forgot "Only country to successfully invade US and burn its capital to the ground."Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground."Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground."......lol i like that one
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that reason is good enough to be written 10 times...lol its all jokes people no worries

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You guys are making my laugh my pants off...good arguements..im glad my fellow Canadians, and American friends can all take a joke. Canadians are well know for being very quiet ppl in the rest of the world...we have to be...how else will we continue to plot our invasion of the U.S. ....ah...who am i kidding..even on a good day theyre Salvation Army could kick our asses!!! I really dont have any jokes off the top of my head..but i do visit America quite alot, i have always enjoyed it, never had a bad time and am proud to display the Maple leaf on my backpack whenever i visit
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Sorry everyone..the above post was writtin by me (Shane), i guess Jeff left his log in on my computer again
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