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Old 02-06-03, 07:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thought it was Funny lol

A little guy is sitting in a bar one day, drinking his beer and minding his
own business. Suddenly a big guy walks in and BAM! - knocks him right off
his barstool. "That.was a karate chop from Korea," says the big guy,
grinning like an idiot.

The little guy gets up off the floor. He's not happy, but figures this guy
is just drunk so he gets back on the stool to finish his beer.

All of a sudden - BAM! - the big guy knocks him off his stool again.

"That was a judo chop from Japan!" says the big guy happily.

Well the little guy gets up and walks out. An hour later he comes back
into the bar, and sees the big guy sitting on HIS barstool. He walks up
behind him and BAM! - the little guy knocks the big guy off his stool.

"That" he yells to the whole bar, "was a Crowbar.from Canadian Tire!"

I just loved it so I thought I would share
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Old 02-06-03, 07:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL gotta love Cdn Tire....

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lol, alittle off the site topic, but good joke
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I know it,s alittle of topic butt hey we all need a bitt of humour in our day lol I thought it was cute lmao
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Very funny
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That joke is awesome!
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woohoo Canadian Tire!

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hmmm dont know what canadian tire is, lol, do they sell crowbars that people use to kill people? lol

there is a bar here in new orleans called Crowbar because some guy was murdered in it in the eighteen hundreds with a big piece of iron, or something like that. probly a good story if i got the book from the tour out and actually read it. lol
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Well, Andrea, Canadian tire is a hardware store, that also sells tires and does a lousey job of fixing cars (in my history), that is, obviously, in Canada. Yay!
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LOL... that was funny
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