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Old 04-06-03, 09:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Lets add:

- If you don't think dirty when youbuy KY Jelly
- If you have ever cut the head off a golf club
- If you have ever had to lie about about what was in the package you got delivered to work
- If people know NOT to open trash cans and tupperware in your house
- If all the tupperware in your house has air holes
- If you have ever got yelled at for using the "good" pillowcases

You may have pissed off your wife if (venomous keepers only):
- the pillowcase on your side of the bed has a knot in it
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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