I was working at a 24 hour restaurant. My shift was the midnight shift. At about 2 a.m., I went to use the bathroom. As I sat down, I heard a crunch, and realized I was almost on the floor. The bowl part of the toilet had shattered into hundreds of pieces....and I swear to God, I had barely touched the toilet!! I was uninjured, but I am sure that others have been. Look at all the possibilities--dropping the lid on your toe, hand, etc.., the lid dropping on you (guys, you know THIS one), falling off of it, standing on it to reach something and slipping, and so on. So, I can personally beleive that one!!
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