Yeah well me and my roomates love nature too....this winter we put a bird feeder on our front porch.
Those f-ing birds started taking control of the porch. They dive bomb us, spy on us...they have one look out bird who sits like 15 feet away. He watches us and then goes and gets his buddies, and they all fly so close they almsot hit us. Then when we aren't looking they somehow dump the entire contents of the bird feeder all over the porch. We had at LEAST two full 10 pound bags of bird seed ALL OVER the porch under the snow. It was everywhere.
hahaha nature rules. I want to see pictures too!