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Old 04-05-03, 12:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
Steeve B
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Things You Should Have Learned By Middle Age

This was sent to Mark bayless by
Ruth Allen King, wife of the late and missed Dennis King author of (Goanna) the biology of varanids lizard.
Now let me share this with you in good spirit, Thanks Ruth God bless
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> > 1) If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
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> > 2) Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
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> > 3) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing
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> > (4) It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
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> > (5) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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> > (6) My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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> > (7) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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> > (8) It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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> > (9) For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
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> > (10) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.
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> > (11) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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> > (12) A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so
> > good.
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> > (13) Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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> > (14) Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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> > (15) No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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