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Old 02-21-03, 08:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
beth wallbank
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no offense to those who are blond but.....

I couldn't help but share this one!! Too friggin' funny.....no offense to any of you that are blond......I know it's not your fault for the hair colour....lol......

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and
finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut
in
the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven the
voiced bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."








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