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Old 02-08-03, 09:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
chappy
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Age: 33
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell 'color' wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
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