I usually find my self calling 'miniminimini' to have a litter of puppies or kittens come running for thier gruel.
Spankie the quaker parakeet is quite often refered to as 'Pecker head' or cornish hen
our manx cat Tom is a$$hole or devils spawn
Rogue our female bandogge is Woggie or get off the @$% couch!!
Keigan our male bandogge is quite often called shithead or who **** this time....