33. You leave your carpet python basking on the dash of your car as a theft deterant
34. If you have an empty tank you start shopping for a new herp.
35. You can't have any furry pets because you have a free roaming bumese python.
36. Your friends are afraid to visit because your Nile Monitor will eat them.
37. Your mom won't visit because you have a mouse breeding colony in your dining room and snakes in your living room.