WOW!!! I am the queen of stupid names for my animals and kids. I call my dog Rosala, poopilie, puppolly, Rosie Posie, my cat is Zuesers or f*(&&*ing flea bag
, my normal corn is Rubella, my kids are boo, bella loca, chatzie, poo, stink butt, Leah bella, bug, Mcgoo.
Pretty much any silly word that pops into my head when I'm looking in their general direction.