i call my snake snakey poo and the dog sadie poo and the rats ratty poo, puppsy, the cats mopsie cat, flea bag or little old girly
i call the dog ***** head alot too! bumface..... alot of them arent really affectionate "cute" names but it works for me! i tend to nickname the mean and visious things cute names or i talk to them in a baby voice....."aaw you just bit me didnt you?", "yes you diiiid"..its wierd!