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Old 01-26-03, 03:16 PM   #19 (permalink)
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An American, A Japanese and a Newfie were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained: "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Newfie felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.

He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Newfie finally said: "Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax."

Lord Tunderin Jesus!!!!!
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