A joke... and another one
In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking
blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave
the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bit#h wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on that blonde and she smacked him."
3) The American thought - "That fu@!ing Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."
Last edited by chappy; 01-26-03 at 02:15 PM..