Yea exactly! I asked her if she was sure it was 5 feet and actually a bearded dragon and she got all uptight and defensive saying "Well I've got experience, y'know, I wouldn't just make something like that up! It's rude to question a professional" ... yea, a professional... the woman who works at Pets... in the fish/reptiles section and thinks she has a 5 foot bearded dragon.
Everytime that I look at myself I can't believe how awesome I am.
...The first rule of journalism is: Don't talk about journalism... or was that Fight Club?