LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL !!!
We are complete wusses in England, we only need a couple of inches of snow and the country grinds to a halt!!! We just don't know how to deal with it!
I've been in Canada twice over Xmas and New Year in the past, so I DO know what 'cold' really means!!! But I'm one of the few, round here...
"If you think you can't afford it, you just don't want it badly enough..."