70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at
peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?" George
replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the
middle of the night, poof! The light goes on & I go to the bathroom and
then poof! The light goes off!" "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's
incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had
call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom
and then poof! The light goes off?" Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's
peeing in the fridge again!"
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."