Things to try saying when drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. We should take a cab. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!