i'd actually probubly be a cat as well, not any cat tho... i'd be my cat, Lil. she's so oblivious to everything, she's always eating, and when she's not eating she's sleeping or causing trouble. she's spoiled rotten, never gets in trouble for doing bad things. it's mainly because she gives me a look like she had no choice but to do what she did (running the TP through the house, shredding the paper towel roll, eating anything thats unattended, etc).
my cat has it made, it doesn't matter what she does, i still love her no matter what, and could never discipline her.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.