One of my favorite torments in high school was when I would see someone with "Of Mice and Men" under their arm, I would walk up and say "George shoots Lenny in the end". It never failed that they were reading the last chapter over lunch.
**In my best Bugs Bunny Voice**
"Aint I a stinker?"
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.