I worked at my cemetery for 7 years and have lived here my whole life. I have seen and heard gross things but that is so wrong I can't get over it. You must work for a really fine establishment.
Nothing like a christmas party drinking around some corpses. That must bring out the holiday spirit in everyone.
I takes a lot to piss me off or gross me out and you have managed to do both. Congrats
It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.