I've had things shipped Fedex and USPS (United States Postal Service) and I never got gouged as bad as UPS does to me.
Sorry about the language, just slightly pissed off, I figured I stared it up enough that there was enough plausible deniablity.
I was Saying Fuzzing! Yea Fuzzing, thats it. Hear that kids, thats not what you think it is, I Fuzzing hate UPS!
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