I don't know if it counts as "had" to eat...
Cow takes big nasty dump, gets it on tail. I walk by during milking time. Cow swings tail. I get interrupted mid sentence by a mouth full of cow ****.
Could have been even worse though. The boss got hit by a cow that coughed in the middle of the job. Did you know that when a cow cough's during defecation the feces takes on the form of a powerful stream? In his words, "It's just ****." but I still didn't like getting it on me.