If i had another sig, i would use :
'' I fell from the stage during a nationnal spelling constest''
'' Oh no! This jumping one-legged man he is comming to kill us!''
1.1 BCI, 0.1.1 ETB, 0.1 Dumeril's Boa, 0.0.1 Savannah Monitor, 1.0 Diamond x JCP, 0.0.5 Lithobius Forficatus, tons of Rats, Dog and Cat.