LOL, I have so many squirrels on my property that I've thought about trapping them, euthanizing them with CO2, and then selling them out as reptile food. A few weeks ago, my younger cousin who's staying with me grabbed one of my sterilites, a stick, a long piece of string, and some mixed nuts. Just with that, he caught about 10 different squirrels over the course of 2 days, and there were many more we saw around that he hadn't caught.
I think I'd be willing to sell them for $5 a piece (these European Grey Squirrels don't belong in North America anyway, so I have no gripe about removing them from the environment). No guarantees against rabies or parasites though!
1.0 Pastel Ball Python, 1.9 Normal Ball Pythons, 0.1 African House Snake, 1.0 Savannah Monitor, 0.0.1 Argentinian Horned Frog