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Old 10-11-02, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Ontario
Age: 52
Posts: 582
an oldie but a goodie

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp "Excuthe me mithter do you keep widdle wabbits?"

The store keeper gets down on his knees so as to be on her level and asks "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft, fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit!"

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