You can make some wicked pages using Photoshop and Image Ready. Or you could download a copy of Dreamweaver or something similar. No special skills required! A somewhat unique website deserves a somewhat unique name and there are somewhat lots of blah blah herpetological/herps out there.
I have edited your post. Just because you combine two words together to manage to get a swear word in, doesn't make it alright. Our T.O.S. deems that swearing in any form isn't allowed or tolerated on these forums. Thanks for your attention, Shane.