The Sun is the British "Original" that newspapers like the Weekly World News are modeled after... It's the online edition of a grocery store checkout format. If you look long enough in their archives, you can find the more traditional Vampire/Bigfoot stories too.
It's all a joke, I suggest enjoying it like one.
"Genes, Like Leibnitz's monads, have no windows; the higher properties of life are emergent... And once assembled, organisms have no windows." - Edward Wilson, Sociobiology