Some sayings ive heard before,
"If Noah had been smart he would
have swatted those two flies."
"No one ever says, "It's only a game."
when their team is winning."
"If a thing is worth doing
it would have been done already."
"What if the Hokey Pokey
really is what it's all about?"
"People who say you can't buy happiness
just don't know where to shop."
"24 hours in a day
24 beers in a case
I think not!"
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on."
"Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something."
"If at first you don't suceed
skydiving is not for you."
"I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes."
SO BAD, BUT SO GOOD!!!
"One good thing about alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day."