your in line @ petco, and some one behind you says, 'Aww, those are cute, do they mke good pets?' and you reply, 'hmm, never thought of that!!!!!'
the cops knock on your door all the time because of the flourescent lights on in the room facing the street
the power company knows when your timers go on and off
your snakes have a better sex life than you do, and your proud! (my fav)
I got a bunch of snakes and a bunch of guns