By the way the mullet capital of Canada is Barrie, Ontario. The goatee moustache, the hulk hogan one where the moustache goes down to the chin and starts rising up the outline of the face has been also nicknamed by me as the "Barrie". I have to drive through there when I go to my cottage and most of the time it's a congregation of mullets and barries in various forms.
Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!