Hey it doesn't matter if it IS porn, as long as he reads! There are far too many kids out there that can't even form a proper sentence when speaking so I imagine there are more kids out there that can't read either and that's sad.
I have to agree about the haircut thing. That kid wasn't even born back in the mid-eighties so who travelled back in time to retrieve that mullet for him? lol! I've got a set of clippers here, I can lend them to ya long enough to give that kid a fresh start. In exchange all I ask is that you surrender any acid washed denim items that are small enough to be inflicted upon a child. LOL! I'm just playin, cute kid.
I feel a little light headed... maybe you should drive...