Well, all this talk of smoking really makes me feel like stepping outside and having one. I think I will!
Yeah, that's right, I haven't quit. Wanna see something really scary? Me, after being denied nicotine for 24 hours! I don't think the world is ready for me to quit yet.
Revenge is a dish best served cold...
With a side plate of steaming entrails,
And a nice Bordeaux!