Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
A: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
Does anyone else besides me NOT get this joke in the least? Like.. what the heck does a sliver have to do with a snake and cheese? I just don't get it.
Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
A: Tries to wash his hands !
This is pretty sad... other than the obvious part, why the heck would it be in the toilet if it was trying to wash? Wouldn't it be in a sink or something?
I'll be up all night now trying to figure out who could come up with such lame jokes.....