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Old 12-12-03, 12:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
A: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

Does anyone else besides me NOT get this joke in the least? Like.. what the heck does a sliver have to do with a snake and cheese? I just don't get it.

Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
A: Tries to wash his hands !

This is pretty sad... other than the obvious part, why the heck would it be in the toilet if it was trying to wash? Wouldn't it be in a sink or something?

I'll be up all night now trying to figure out who could come up with such lame jokes.....
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