Luckily, I haven't been "baptized" by one of my corns yet. Actually, I purposely don't handle them for a good 48 to 72 hours after they eat for that precise reason!
Only have been crapped on once so far by a herp, my baby ball "Mouse" did it to me as I was helping him with a bad shed. At least it was fairly small! I'm not looking forward to the experience with a large snake!!!
Have been crapped on by tarantulas more though! Thankfully it wasn't an avicularia genus that are known to produce flying poop!!!
Keeper of 5 snakes, leopard geckos, 1 green iguana, 20+ tarantulas, 2 dogs & a bunch of rats!