I told my nephew that we could bring my snake for show and tell one day...he is seven
I hate to hear that the only "alternative" is mass slaughter. When i was a kid my dad had squirrells in his walls and he set a bunch of mouse traps up to kill them. Every day my brother and I checked the traps and set them free. My dad was confused but eventually (i hope) the squirrells just got sick of getting trapped and left....to this day my Dad doesn't know!