You know what pisses me off is how much easier it is to access porn these days. When I was a boy I had to get my porn the old fashion way: shoplift it or steal it from Dad. None of this push button pay-per-view stuff, no internet porn search engines. Yes, when I was a boy you had to work if you wanted to play with yourself and kids these days just don't understand that.
I feel a little light headed... maybe you should drive...