Wow, that does sound weird! LOL! You may be on to something, who knows? Just hope no one walks in on you in the middle of doing that. They might think you're in the midst of some unholy courtship with the beasts. Trust me, you don't need THOSE charges being printed next to your name in the local paper, it's the kind of thing that's hard to live down.
I feel a little light headed... maybe you should drive...