Yeah, remember those days, when the cats used to eat us? Glad that's over! Now I go to the zoo once a month, hop the first fence and punch lions through the bars of their cages, right in their stupid cat faces and threaten to put them in a stir fry. "NOW WHO'S AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN? YOU STUPID F..." For simillar reasons I also kick the zebras.
I feel a little light headed... maybe you should drive...