How do you tell if a snake is religious anyway? Is there some kind of hemipenile circumcision scar or something? They can't kneel or cross themselves without limbs, nowhere to hang a rosary, not enough skull for a yamulka, of course there's the temple vipers, but to which temple do they belong? I guess Indian cobras might be Hindu, but you could never tell with an african one....
This could go on forever, you shouldn't have provided me with an opening like that,
Revenge is a dish best served cold...
With a side plate of steaming entrails,
And a nice Bordeaux!