You're not alone. I used to be coordinated, or at least I thought I was. Last fall I hopped off a chimney onto a roof and broke my ankle. In May I missed my footing getting out of a truck, did a huge face plant, and broke both hands and a toe!
A little trip now and then is not a big deal.
Revenge is a dish best served cold...
With a side plate of steaming entrails,
And a nice Bordeaux!