I didn't for a moment mean it wasn't the parent's responsibility. I take my son (almost 6) field herping with me (and with BW Smith at that...). But we drill for weeks ahead of time on protocol, procedure, and behavior in the woods. He knows the rules and knows better than to break them. And despite being required to be last in line, the little monkey somehow always manages to find something before us. Do I let him watch Croc Hunter? Not on your life. No cable at all, for that matter, but that's an entirely different issue...
And yes, I'd love to turn the nail gun on Norm or Bob. And don't get me started on that Trading Spaces chick...I'd nail her good :P