Okay I'm game, I can't figure out yours, although number 2 sounds like something from 'Twister'. Here goes mine...
"Stop blowing smoke up my @** you'll ruin my autopsy."
http://www.morningstar.sophiagroup.org/cgi-morningstar/ikonboard.cgi - Serpents of the Morning Star
http://www.sophiagroup.org/cgi-sophiagroup/ikonboard.cgi - Sophiagroup
"He who always gets the last word, is generally the least intelligent speaker!"