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Old 08-31-03, 11:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Abby stumpers...

These gave me a laugh...

Dear Abby Stumpers...
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer...

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from Me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in
her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and
I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do
you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence
on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not
even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on
the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my
boyfriend should share Half the cost, but I don't know him
well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when
I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and
said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an
hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little
gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is
going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest
in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?

Some people just amaze me
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