Clearly you have not been introduced to the subtleties of sarcastic humour, though I didn't think I was that subtle. Maybe sarcasm is one of those New Age concepts (you know like minimum wage, organized labour and far out things like socialized health care) you don't go in for down there in Shrub territory. Do I hear a banjo?? (Another joke there! Let's lighten up a bit and have a sensible debate bro, whether it's about religion, politics, snakes or all three)
I feel a little light headed... maybe you should drive...