Really bad chicken yokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The rooster egged her on.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yoke.
What do you call an egg that goes on a safari?
What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yoke City.
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
What do you get when you put a tazmanian devil in a chicken coop?
Where did the chicken go on her vacation?