Ugh! This one stinks!
A young man was talking to a young woman that he had just met, and asked for her name. "I don't want to tell you," she said, "I'm named after both of my parents, and it's kind of embarrassing." "Well, what could be so bad about that?" the gentleman asked. "My mother's name is Eliza, and my father's name is Ferdinand." the lady answered. "Well, those are nice names" the guy replied. "But they named me Ferdeliza!"